Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Great Regulars: That poor deacon.

He didn't deserve that. If he wanted to marry a Jewish woman, surely they could have let him? Maybe they had worked out a nice way of life: two Sabbaths, long discussions about keeping kosher. He asks her if she's ever tasted pork. She admits, yes she has. So she asks him, when he was a young man and thinking he might be a priest, did he ever have sex? He admits, yes, he did. She looks him in the eye, "It's better than bacon, eh?" And then they killed him for it.

from Michael Rosen: New Statesman: One Jewish culture, many voice

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