Tuesday, May 29, 2007

News at Eleven (Back Page): Our first visitor was a blonde

French woman wearing fishnet stockings, crop top and an over-sized belly-button ring, who asked us where we would like her to perform.

"Wherever you like!" we said, shifting nervously on the bed.

She elected to stand while she read us a selection of risqué rhymes, pausing only to smile seductively.

from The Argus: Poetry Brothel on Muesli Mountain

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